Sunday, March 12, 2017

Uhhh.... You Were Saying?

       If you are a very lovely young lass, amply blessed by Nature's God, and dressed to thrill, please do not lean over the gun counter at Ye Olde Gonne Shoppe.

       It does no good to the Firearm Sales Associate's focus and concentration.

#oldebutnotdead

      To the good, I passed my heart stress test with flying colors!

2 comments:

  1. You could have give her a hands-on demonstration of the Flashbang Bra Holster.

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  2. You dirty olde man.

    Yeah.... I thought (fantasized) about that.

    She could have probably concealed a Desert Eagle -- or two.

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