Saturday, December 31, 2016

Don't Be That Guy

     If you've just spent 45 minutes of my time asking to be shown every conceivable concealed carry weapon, you might want to refrain from loudly announcing that you're now able to make a decision and you're going to buy the gun online because its sooooooo much cheaper. After all, you're surrounded by firearms, ammunition, and people that you've just made very, very angry.

Monday, December 26, 2016

Christmas Spirit Past

     I would like to thank today's swarming patrons of Ye Olde Gonne Shoppe for physically ripping my Christmas Spirit right out through my nose.

     After nearly seven hours without a break, I announced I was going to lunch and walked out of the store. Had to, as the next cranky, demanding asswipe was going to get field dressed in the middle of the store.

     Merry Christmas, past.