The following is true, only the names have been changed to protect the guilty.
Gun Hipster: <Pompousing up to the gun counter> I want to see the
Edsel E9 pistol in 9x19mm NATO Luger Parabellum, 4.28 inch barrel, 15+1 double
stack capacity and weighing 34 oz unladen.
Firearms Sales Associate: (NoNoNoNoooooooo.) Sorry sir, we don't have any. They're not out yet.
GH: <Imperiously> I've seen them.
FSA: Sir, they were only announced at the SHOT Show a couple of weeks ago.
Edsel has said they won't be in the distribution channels for several
months or more. No one has them.
GH: <Haughtily> I've seen a U-Tube video of the gun.
FSA: That was probably a pre-production prototype.
GH: <Petulantly> It was a WORKING gun, not a prototype. I. WANT. TO. SEE. THE. GUN.
FSA: ..........Okay, sir, you've found us out: We're sitting on a pallet of
the E9s, illegally keeping them from the public. But, you're too smart
for us. I'll go in the back right away and get one for you.
GH: <Condescendingly> Fine.
FSA: <Leaves for an
hour-long liquid lunch.>
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