01/13/17: Ice Road Idiots

     In a once in a decade sleet/ freezing rain/ ice storm only idiots will be out. Those idiots will be in a gun store.

Full Service Gonne Shoppe

     Just one of the many services provided by Ye Olde Gonne Shoppe: We will safely destroy any shootable ammunition brought to us. In fact, our dedicated employees are currently planning an ammunition destruction event. 
    
     It is not known if pumpkins and/or Tannerite will be involved.

Smart Feller

     Crop dusting the Firearms Associate while he's getting a holster from the lower pegs is not considered good form.

01/01/2017: Open Season

     The Far Side of the Gun Counter: "Attention valued customers of Ye Olde Gonne Shoppe, it is now 8:20. The store has been closed since 8. Please take your selections to the registers at the front of the store. Open season will commence at 8:30. Happy New Year."

     They made it out with a couple of minutes to spare.

     Dammit.   ;^)'

Don't Be That Guy

     If you've just spent 45 minutes of my time asking to be shown every conceivable concealed carry weapon, you might want to refrain from loudly announcing that you're now able to make a decision and you're going to buy the gun online because its sooooooo much cheaper. After all, you're surrounded by firearms, ammunition, and people that you've just made very, very angry.

Christmas Spirit Past

     I would like to thank today's swarming patrons of Ye Olde Gonne Shoppe for physically ripping my Christmas Spirit right out through my nose.

     After nearly seven hours without a break, I announced I was going to lunch and walked out of the store. Had to, as the next cranky, demanding asswipe was going to get field dressed in the middle of the store.

     Merry Christmas, past. 

Best Wishes!

Merry Christmas!!!