Last Day Behind the Far Side of the Gun Counter

       I've served my last day at the far side of the gun counter of Ye Olde Gonne Shoppe.

       I've been offered an outstanding opportunity to resume my aerospace career.  I jumped on that opportunity with both feet. 

       We must move again; leaving the home, community, and state that we've grown to love.

       New horizons await!

Felonies are Forever

      Dooood, someone told you that felonies drop off your record after 10 years -- and you believed them???

       No Hi-Point for you!

Take Your Non-Business Elsewhere

       Dear unvalued customer of Ye Olde Gonne Shoppe; 

       If you announce you're definitely going to buy your firearm from an on-line store and not from us, then rudely order me to show you several of the guns, you will not be served. You are stealing my time and the company's money. We are not the unpaid showroom for Bubba's Lube and Guns. 
 
        And I look forward with great anticipation to never seeing you again.

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